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Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

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  • SKU: vod554
  • UPC: 615629054077
Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka combines top-tier craftsmanship with bold personality for a smooth, refined drinking experience. Distilled for exceptional purity, it offers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn, making it perfect for sipping neat or mixing into classic cocktails. Playful yet sophisticated, Wise Ass Vodka stands out for its balance of quality, character, and unmistakable American spirit.
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Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

Bold spirit. Smooth finish. Wise Ass Vodka is an unapologetically premium American vodka that blends quality with character. Distilled for exceptional clarity and smoothness, this 80-proof vodka delivers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn - perfect for sipping neat or mixing into standout cocktails. With its eye-catching label and playful personality, Wise Ass Vodka is as fun as it is refined.

  • Type: Ultra Premium American Vodka
  • Volume: 750ml
  • ABV: 40% (80 proof)
  • Origin: USA
  • Style: Smooth, clean, slightly creamy

Tasting Notes

Nose: Clean and crisp with subtle grain and mineral undertones.
Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral with a silky, slightly creamy texture.
Finish: Soft, refreshing, and clean—virtually no burn.

Why You'll Love It

  • Ultra-premium vodka crafted in the USA
  • Playful, bold branding with a premium taste
  • Perfect balance of smoothness and character
  • Versatile for sipping neat, on the rocks, or in cocktails

Perfect For

  • Classic cocktails like Martinis, Moscow Mules, and Bloody Marys
  • Backyard BBQs, parties, or bachelor events
  • Gifting with a sense of humor and style

Wise Ass Vodka is more than just a spirit - it's a conversation starter, delivering premium quality with a bold personality in every pour.

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  • Temperature Matters: Serve whiskey and bourbon at room temperature, vodka chilled, and tequila slightly cool to preserve aroma and balance.
  • Choose the Right Glass: Use a rocks glass for whiskey, a flute or coupe for sparkling spirits, and a tulip or snifter for aged liquors.
  • Don’t Rush the Pour: Allow spirits to breathe for a few moments before tasting — it softens alcohol notes and opens complex flavors.
  • Savor with Intention: Sip slowly, appreciate aroma before taste, and pair thoughtfully with food or fine company.

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Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

MSRP: $22.99
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